Hi I'm Makenna, Venice CA.
He asked, ‘What makes a writer?’ ‘Well,’ I said, ‘It’s simple. You either get it down on paper, or jump off a bridge.’Charles Bukowski (via ithurtssomuch)
I need to stop spending moneyz #ootd #ihaveissues
The smarter the woman is, the more difficult it is for her to find the right man.Oprah Winfrey (via eatsomebrains, oldsimplynorule)
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
James Ransone photographed by Mike Piscitelli
That moment it takes 10 bobby pins to put your hair up and not look like a male tennis player #priceless #shorthairprobs
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
Bones next to the butt are nice
Butt bones are the best bones.
where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling
I’m laughing so hard
oh my goodness