He asked, ‘What makes a writer?’ ‘Well,’ I said, ‘It’s simple. You either get it down on paper, or jump off a bridge.’

Charles Bukowski  (via ithurtssomuch)
Jul 17 ·05:29pm
vogue-pussyxo:

twitter.com/xyyxo

vogue-pussyxo:

twitter.com/xyyxo

Jul 17 ·05:26pm
I need to stop spending moneyz #ootd #ihaveissues

I need to stop spending moneyz #ootd #ihaveissues

Jul 17 ·02:59pm

The smarter the woman is, the more difficult it is for her to find the right man.

Oprah Winfrey (via eatsomebrains, oldsimplynorule)
Jul 17 ·08:50am
Jul 17 ·12:54am
Jul 17 ·12:51am

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

Jul 16 ·09:32pm

hermione:

James Ransone photographed by Mike Piscitelli

Jul 16 ·09:18pm
That moment it takes 10 bobby pins to put your hair up and not look like a male tennis player #priceless #shorthairprobs 
#nadalhasnothingonme

That moment it takes 10 bobby pins to put your hair up and not look like a male tennis player #priceless #shorthairprobs
#nadalhasnothingonme

Jul 16 ·04:31pm
Jul 16 ·12:50pm
Jul 15 ·05:41pm
lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling



Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

Jul 15 ·05:40pm
Jul 14 ·11:41pm
red-c0loured-lipstick:

werecakes:

flower beards

😍

oh my goodness

red-c0loured-lipstick:

werecakes:

flower beards

😍

oh my goodness

Jul 14 ·10:17pm
Jul 14 ·08:18pm